man salads are the best thing in the world
no man salads
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
not modelling just casually getting my ass kicked
Ridiculously Photogenic Karate Dude
I like this.
Just to nitpick a bit: it’s Ridiculously Photogenic *Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Dude
And this picture’s even better when you realize he’s the one doing the ass-kicking. He’s got the other guy in what’s called an omoplata (shoulder lock with his leg.)
I am offended by how perfect he looks IN A FULL ACTION MOVE
I have blurry pics when I’m sitting perfectly still
damn you sir
His name is Clark Gracie. You are all welcome.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
The greatest scene in all animated movie history.
I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things.
I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs
probably just as long as they’ve been waiting for Incredibles 2
this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that
My dad said that Supernatural was unrealistic because Sam and Dean (mostly Dean) have the demeanor and personalities of people who curse a lot. This is why we need a movie. Or more episodes like this.
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT
” You do not have the password…”
keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.
Looks like what we have here is a…
and bring the bread
#i love how dean’s not even the least bit cowed by the father of murder#like dean is so fuckin chill at cain’s house