sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER UPLOADING THIS????
So this happened at school today…
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work